Who Needs Aluminum?

Aluminum is literally driving people crazy. There is aluminum everywhere and there doesn’t seem to be any aluminum stress relief in sight. For instance, the stay at home mom who cooks and cleans for her five kids, husband, two dogs, cat and parakeet, has a multitude of pots and pans to wash and clean every day. Not to mention all of the clings and clangs from each aluminum pot and pan when each child gives drumming a shot.

The dog clangs his chain collar against the water bowl every time he has a drink and in the summer that’s a lot of clangs. The cat, of course, has to bat his crunched up ball of aluminum against the steel back door a hundred times a day and then takes his claws and drags them across the aluminum birdcage; that is really annoying. Aluminum stress relief really needs a scientific study conducted on it.

Take the worker who works in a pie factory every day filling aluminum tins with pie fillings. The machine still has not figured out how to turn the edges over the pie crust in the pan and, therefore, this aluminum technique has to be done by hand. Talk about needing aluminum stress relief. This poor worker wears out gloves daily, as his fingers are shredded by the edges of the aluminum. Not to forget to mention the sound of the aluminum tins hitting the metal conveyer belts a thousand times a day.

Can you imagine the kind of aluminum stress relief that is needed when you work in an aluminum foil factory? Aluminum foil factories are synonymous with aluminum stress relief. As we look around us, there are hundreds of aluminum items cropping up everywhere. The need for aluminum stress relief is on the verge of pandemonium. If the vitamin and herbal tea companies don’t start looking for an answer for aluminum stress relief soon, we could all be driven crazy with ‘alumania’.